The worst questions on Yahoo! Answers

We count down the top 12 stupidest questions posed to Yahoo Answers!

  • 4. [[xref:|I just drank a tall cold glass of lemonade and it made me MORE thirsty, am I pregnint?]]

    Probably not, but we suggest you seek qualified medical advice.
  • 1. [[xref:|How do I ask questions?]]

    Asked and answered. Epic fail.

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  • 2. [[xref:|How can I stop thinking? My mind is never blank.]]

    We're pretty sure that this question is redundant. It’s like Usain Bolt asking, "How can I run fast?" You’re already there champ!
  • 3. [[xref:;_ylt=Ah7bKiviHjuNkzcB5TAeUwMjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20061025110207AAOSuAz|Where can I buy a retarded monkey?]]

    Question: I want a pet monkey, but I don’t want it to be smart enough to escape from my car while it’s parked outside my office. Are there special shelters that house retarded monkeys?

    This question takes the cake for political incorrectness, cruelty to animals and plain stupidity. A monkey in a confined space, like a car, is not a very smart move. We're willing to bet that any chimp will be smarter than the author of this question.
  • 7. [[xref:|Why are there school?]]

    Question: is a point to it?

    Probably not for you. Me, fail English? That’s unpossible.
  • 10. [[xref:|Is is [sic] okay to drink cat urine?]]

    Question: I know this might sound weird, but I got involved in this new religious cult that worships cats (based on ancient Egyptian practice). They only have 10 members, but they seem like a very close group with good values and a strong love for animals. Today one of them emailed me and told me that I would have to drink cat urine to become an official member. Is it safe to drink?

    In a word, no.
  • 9. [[xref:|My sock went missing when I put in the wash/dryer, where did it go?]]

    Question: It is a ten dollar dance sock that I need tomorrow and I have one but the other is missing. I know washer/dryers usually 'eat' socks, but where do they go?

    To the magical world of Narnia! In this day and age, when you lose something like a sock, you are better off buying new ones than asking people you don’t even know.
  • 8. [[xref:|Is it ok to touch yourself when you hear your parents have sex?]]

    Question: I know it may sound weird, but my parents are still pretty young and have very loud sex and sometimes late at night I can hear them and I can't help but touch myself. Is this bad or is it something other people have done too?

    This one was just far too hilarious to pass up. I think I can hear Aussie rocker Chrissy Amphlett from The Divinyls singing!
  • 12. [[xref:|Can my gameboy get the Swine Flu Virus?]]

    Question: My game-boy keeps freezing, and my friend said that electronic devices can get the Swine Flu. What should I do?

    We kick off this countdown with a technology/health question. This is obviously a serious concern.
  • 5. [[xref:|VERY POPULAR Techno Song?? HELP!!! They play it in clubs!!?]]

    Question: ALWAYS hear this song on the radio or when I'm up in the club but I can't find what its called...its all beats one part of the song is like this k like it will get real low then slowly start picking back up and it will go faster as it does its like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun err dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundundundundundundundundundun er er er er er er ER ER ER ER ER ER der der der der derrr i'm so sorry if this is bad information but i'm sure if you think of REALLY popular techno/rave songs you could help!! thanks!!

    Oh my god, we know that one! Although we are shocked to learn that they play this type of beat in clubs. The things you learn at Yahoo Answers!
  • 11. [[xref:|I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back? ]]

    Question: I sold my car on craigslist and buyer paid with money order. Buyer seemed like a good guy, but money order was rejected by my bank. Still trying to contact the buyer both to see if he can send new money order, or can give car back.

    Wow, the author of this question really doesn’t know what is going on here, does he? One helpful soul commented: "I once sold my house so I could pay my mortgage, so I totally know what you are going through. It’s hard out here for a pimp." We're pretty sure that the response was a joke.
  • 6. [[xref:|How can i break my thumb more?]]

    Question: i thought i broke my i told everyone i was getting a cast........i want a cast.i went to the docters but they said it wasn broken so i need to get a cast before i go to school on wednesday. help me!! and please dont tell me to just tell them the truth!!

    If you were able to persevere through everything wrong with that question, you would probably be asking why this person would "want a cast" to begin with. Chicks dig scars, not casts.
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