Crosley Star Wars Cruiser turntable CR8005D-SC review: Buy it for the look, not the quality

It'll decorate your fan cave nicely, and that's about it.

Credit: Melissa Riofrio/IDG

Crosley’s Star Wars Cruiser portable turntable is ostensibly an easy-to-operate record player for vinyl newbs who also happen to have a Star Wars-geek streak. As a first-gen Star Wars fan who started collecting records the same year that movie came out, I found the idea as seductive as the dark side of the Force. Unfortunately, real-world usage revealed this Cruiser (available on Amazon) to be more of a space-opera showpiece than a legitimate turntable. Check out our Star Wars Gift Guide for other products we tried and liked a lot better.  

Design

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Tom Chantrell's Star Wars poster used the actual likenesses of the actors, rather than generic faces.

This isn’t Crosley’s first stab at appealing to vinyl-record-loving Star Wars fans. For Record Store Day 2017, the company issued a special edition turntable (CR8005D-SW, available on Amazon) skinned with Tim and Greg Hildebrandt’s original 1977 poster art for “Star Wars: A New Hope.” The version we’ve reviewed uses illustrator Tom Chantrell’s iconic art—known to hardcore Star Wars fans as the first to use the actors’ likenesses rather than the generic fantasy characters of the Hildebrandt brother’s poster—printed on its midnight-blue leatherette finish.

But under the lid, this is the same Crosley Cruiser Deluxe you’ll find among the hipster housewares at Urban Outfitters or big-box retailers like Target. All the record-playing essentials are here: a belt-driven turntable, tonearm, cartridge, and speed selector for 33 1/3, 45, and 78 rpm records. There’s also a power/volume knob, a switch for turning Bluetooth on and off, a pitch control, and a headphone jack.

As the Cruiser Deluxe was built for portability, two six-inch speakers have been built into the front of the case on either side of the carrying handle. However, on the backside is a pair of RCA jacks should you want to connect an external speaker. A 3.5mm input for plugging in your phone or MP3 player is adjacent to these. The suitcase-style enclosure secures with a simple chest latch.

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The back of the turntable has a 3.5mm port for connecting a phone or MP3 player, plus RCA jacks for attaching an external speaker. The AC power port is at far right. 

Setup and usage

The Cruiser Deluxe runs on AC power, so all you need to do is plug it in and switch it on. Crosley includes a rubber slip mat you need to place on the 7-inch platter, and you’re ready to start spinning records.

Once you unlatch the tone arm from its cradle, though, it's pretty evident the build and component quality are mediocre. The second time I unlatched the tone arm, the latch itself came right off in my hand. I was able to reattach it, but there’s no getting around the fact it’s made of thin plastic that likely won’t hold up to repeated use. The tone arm also has more play than anyone who cares about their records should be comfortable with. One slip of the hand could send it careening across—and scratching—your vinyl.

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The turntable includes a 7-inch rubber slip and can play 33-1/2, 45, and 78-rpm records. 

As soon as I put the diamond-tipped stylus on a record—even freshly cleaned ones—there was surface noise audible over the music. Crosley doesn’t divulge the tracking force of its cartridges on its website, but from what I could glean from online audio forums, it could be as high as five grams or more. Better-quality cartridges typically track in the 1.5- to 2.5-gram range, so that may account for the noise. At the very least, such heavy tracking will shorten the life of both the needle and your records.

Most disappointing, though, was the sound. Everything I played on it— rock, jazz, classical, hip-hop —sounded tinny and shrill through the built-in speakers. Spinning Talking Heads' “Speaking in Tongues” LP, Tina Weymouth’s deep, funky basslines were imperceptible. Overall, the audio was even thinner and more lackluster than playing tunes through your smartphone speaker, which pretty much defeated the purpose of streaming music through the Cruiser Deluxe’s Bluetooth connection. Crosley was right to include a pitch controller, though: The turntable had some wildly varying playback speeds, and I often had to adjust the pitch from record to record.

Should I buy the Star Wars Cruiser? 

The Star Wars Cruiser may satisfy fans of George Lucas’ space opera, but record enthusiasts should steer clear. Vinyl is prized for its much-mythologized rich, warm sound, which this turntable’s tiny, tinny speakers are incapable of bringing out. Further, the poor build and heavy tracking may actually damage your records over time.

No one would expect audiophile quality from a $90 portable turntable, but the Star Wars Cruiser is little more than a child’s toy. Even vinyl newbies would be better off putting their money toward an entry-level turntable with decent built quality and a properly weighted tone arm. Unless you’re just looking for a Star Wars tchotchke to add to your collection, pass on this one. Your ears and your records will thank you.

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