iPad 2 launch: Top 10 headlines you won't see

Here are our favorite (yet fake) headlines that will no doubt be lost in the iPad 2 hoopla

Tired of all the iPad 2 predictions? So are we. With a nod to David Letterman's Top Ten list Signs You've Purchased a Bad iPhone, here are our favorite (yet fake) headlines that will no doubt be lost in the iPad 2 hoopla.

[ Considering the iPad 2? Here are 15 best iPad apps for newbies, reports CIO.com. ]

10. App Store To Reach 100 Million Apps-in 2026!

9. Ex-Apple Exec Pleads Guilty in $2.5 Million Kickback Case ( wait, this one's true)

8. Madoff's Right-Hand Man Debuts "Padzi," an iPad 2 Enterprise Security Suite

7. Feds Investigate Charlie Sheen for Spreading Apple Rumors

6. Apple: Windows Phone 7 Keeping Us Up at Night

5. Inside Secret Meeting Between Zuckerberg and Jobs (wait, this one's true, too)

4. Publishers Can Keep iPad 2 Subscription Fees Says "Humble" Jobs

3. Apple Disputes Consumer Reports, Declares iPhone Antenna "As Solid as a Toyota"

2. World Peace Near: Jobs Gives $50 Billion Apple War Chest to Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation

1. Apple Buys Adobe, Flash Still Not Coming to the iPad

Tom Kaneshige covers Apple and Networking for CIO.com. Follow Tom on Twitter @kaneshige. Follow everything from CIO.com on Twitter @CIOonline and on Facebook. Email Tom at tkanshige@cio.com

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