Upcoming video game has the best name ever

Grimoire Assembly Forge strike gold with new game title

"Dudebro — My S**t Is F****d Up So I Got to Shoot/Slice You II: It's Straight-Up Dawg Time."

"Dudebro — My S**t Is F****d Up So I Got to Shoot/Slice You II: It's Straight-Up Dawg Time."

Over the years, many video games have had cool titles. Off the top of our head, some examples include Skate or Die!, Carmageddon (do you see what they did there?), Midnight Resistance and Punky Skunk. But none of these come close to what the Grimoire Assembly Forge has named its new baby.

You might want to sit down for this. The game is called 'Dudebro — 'My S**t Is F****d Up So I Got to Shoot/Slice You II: It's Straight-Up Dawg Time'.

We feel this is worth repeating. Dudebro — 'My S**t Is F****d Up So I Got to Shoot/Slice You II: It's Straight-Up Dawg Time. ...Dudebro — 'My S**t Is F****d Up So I Got to Shoot/Slice You II: It's Straight-Up Dawg Time. J.R.R Tolkien once said that "cellar door" was the most beautiful phrase in the English language. Well, it's time to make room for a new champion, dawg.

Developed with old-school sensibilities in mind (including pixel art and insane boss fights), Dudebro will parody and promote a number of modern gaming cliches, including "super-macho protagonists, excessive violence and profanity, chauvinistic overtones and rampant immaturity," according to the press release. In another touch of mixing the nostalgic past with the mainstream macho present, Duke Nukem voice actor Jon St. John will provide voiceover for the game--hopefully in the role of John Dudebro himself.

Did we mention the game is called Dudebro — My S**t Is F****d Up So I Got to Shoot/Slice You II: It's Straight-Up Dawg Time? Seriously, how awesome is that?

Dudebro — My S**t Is F****d Up So I Got to Shoot/Slice You II: It's Straight-Up Dawg Time will be released for download on Dudebro2.com. You can find out more about the game on Grimoire Assembly Forge's official website.

And finally, if you wish to learn of Dudebro's origins, check out the official Dudebro NeoGAF thread. Frankly, we don't care if the game is worse than Superman on the N64 -- we're adding it to our collection for that name alone. All hail Dudebro — My S**t Is F****d Up So I Got to Shoot/Slice You II: It's Straight-Up Dawg Time!

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