YouTube founder Jawed Karim's YouTube account contains one and only one video -- and it's the first one ever uploaded to the site, though for a long time it wasn't public. Karim stands in front of the elephant cage at the zoo, makes a vaguely off-color joke about the length of their ... trunks, and that's it. A goat bleats in the background. Fin! What can you follow that up with, artistically, except maybe a sale to Google that makes you a multimillionaire by the time you're 27?