Zero: Sean Parker
Remember those old MasterCard ads?
Creating a "Lord of the Rings"-themed fantasy wedding in the middle of an old-growth forest: $5 million
Paying California Coastal Commission to "mitigate" the environmental damage you caused: $2.5 million
Publishing a 10,000-word essay whining about how negative media coverage ruined your nauseating display of geeky excess: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy. Humility is clearly one of them.