Corporate BS Generator
Who ends up getting ahead in the dog-eat-dog corporate world? More often than not, the person who controls the conversation. And how do you do that? With a big, healthy dose of business jargon, phrases full of important-sounding, high-concept words that signify nothing, but sound as if they do.
Before your next meeting, run the Corporate BS Generator and memorize a few key phrases like "distinctively reintermediate enterprise-wide markets" or "appropriately iterate highly efficient e-commerce." Then drop them in at the right moment. A VP position is just a phrase away.