Human to Cat Translator
The problem with cats is they just don't listen. Luckily, the Human to Cat Translator (free) was created to address this untenable situation. Simply press the Record button and say what you want to convey to your cat, and the app will translate and play it back in meows. I tried out the translator on my own feline friend, Athena, who listened to my human-to-cat translated message with great interest, her left ear cocked, but didn't move from her seat on the sofa. Whether this is because she didn't understand the command or because she simply chose to ignore it, we may never know.