If you always wanted a pet, but your parents (correctly) decided that you were too irresponsible, the 1990s had you covered, thanks to the Tamagotchi. These … adorable? ... digital pets would demand care and attention, but since you carried them on your keychain, you couldn't just strap them to the roof of the car like Mitt Romney's dog. We avoided these since we're the biggest softie in the world and we know for a fact that we'd quickly get embarrassingly attached.*
Credit: ToysNJoys.com/*Also, because we’re a guy.