+ Adobe Flash. Get over it.
+ USB. Keep hoping. Maybe the next new iPad?
+ MicroSD card slot. 16, 32, 64 GIGAbytes. Get it?
+ Near-field communications (NFC). Still reigning as the world's most over-hyped, forever-almost-ready technology, touted as the key to using your phone as a digital wallet. But new iPad users will have to keep buying stuff the old-fashioned way: with plastic.