Doodle Jump follows the adventures of (ready for it?) Doodle the Doodler, whose sole goal in life is to jump to the top of your iPhone screen. Along the way, of course, he’ll face several obstacles on his climb to the top and he’ll have to perform a wide variety of tasks that the game says includes “picking up jet packs, avoiding black holes, and blasting baddies with nose balls.” Uhm, sure. Don’t ask. Just play.