Reasons to hate PC gamers #7: They make the rest of us look like nerds
Once upon a time, playing video games was about as socially acceptable as owning a 12-sided dice. It was something nerds did in-between zit-popping and Star Trek marathons (or at least, that was the popular playground perception at the time). To talk incessantly about video games was to invite wedgie annihilation from all directions. Needless to say, it was a dangerous time to be a gamer.
Thankfully, things have come along in leaps and bounds since then -- unless you're a PC gamer, that is. For some reason, PC gamers have refused to leave the tissue-strewn basement of our inglorious past. Most of 'em still play flight sims, war games and orc-filled RPGs: apparently by choice. They also have serious BO issues, as any LAN tournament will attest. Then there are PC gamer poster boys like [[xref:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU|Leeroy Jenkins]], [[xref:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwyMB19q7ms|Red Shirt Guy]] and that [[xref:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq0GMD2_6y0|dude who tried to stick a remote control up his butt]].