You Name Your iPhone "My Precious"
A Stanford survey caught a few students naming their iPhone and even patting it like a puppy. One out of four described the iPhone as an extension of their brain or body. iPhone addicts also tend to be loners, constantly staring into the device, even mesmerized by it. Stanford roommates living with an iPhone addict call themselves "iPhone widows."
If you find yourself always alone, perhaps letting your hygiene go, and murmuring the words "My Precious" to your iPhone, then, well, you're more than just an iPhone addict. You've got serious problems, buddy.