2. Hair Clinic For Man and Woman
You can return the Rogaine--your iPhone holds the power to keeping your hair looking good. [[xref:http://www.pcworld.com/appguide/app.html?id=81064&expand=false|Hair Clinic For Man and Woman|Hair Clinic For Man and Woman]] claims to be the "world's first mobile hair clinic system." Its makers say the app generates inaudible frequencies that "promote blood circulation around hair roots." All you have to do is move the handset around your scalp while the app sends the frequencies.
If you actually pay $8.99 for this thing, you deserve all the strange looks you'll get for rubbing your shiny phone on your shiny (and, sorry, still balding) head. Next: Kiss Me