10. Beer Opener
I can best describe the problem with Beer Opener
by quoting its App Store description:
"Experience the joy of opening a cold refreshing beer bottle without the inconvenience of actually consuming beer!"
Beer Opener, you see, lets you pretend to open a real-world bottle of suds: You hold your iPhone over the bottle, grab the virtual cap that pops up on the screen, and open away--without the terrible hassle of having to drink the thing.
I'll take "Missing the Point" for $500, Alex. Next: 5 Runners-Up