If rating your smooching skills isn't enough, a new app called Passion
promises to judge how good you are at going all the way. Passion packs the competition into coitus, offering to measure your performance and lay out how well you lay down. The full grading formula remains under the covers, but Passion's programmers say the app uses the iPhone's microphone and accelerometer to determine your score.
Of course, the fact that no man has ever actually used the program with a woman in the room makes it hard to tell if the app really works. Next: Sexy Girl Talk