4. Unfeasibly busty heroines
It all started with Tomb Raider, of course. After years of slipping into the boots of musclebound bimboids, gamers were suddenly invited to wriggle into brassieres instead. Pretty much every action game since has featured at least one slinky lady with a novelty-sized chest.
Don't get us wrong, we have nothing against attractive leading ladies in video games — the film industry is equally superficial, after all. But do they have to all look like they're smuggling beach balls underneath their shirts? And you wonder why your girlfriend isn't into gaming more.