Rejuvenique Facial-Toning Mask (1999?)
Has Michael Myers risen from the dead yet again to wreak havoc on Haddonfield? No, it's much scarier than that.
It's the [[xref:http://www.infomercial-hell.com/rejuvenique/|Rejuvenique|Rejuvenique]], a facial-toning mask immortalized in infomercials by former "Dynasty" babe Linda Evans. The claim was that the mask's 26 gold-plated "facial cushions" would revitalize your skin via "light energy pulsation."
Also useful for terrifying small towns. Bloody kitchen knife not included.
Photo: Courtesy of Pablo Soloman