Number 9: You Will Not Be Assimilated Xybernaut Pomo (2002)
What's the well-dressed geek wearing these days? It isn't [[xref:http://www.pcworld.com/article/90903/future_gear_will_you_be_assimilated.html|the Xybernaut Pomo|Future Gear: Will You Be Assimilated?]] (modeled here by former PC World associate editor Sean Captain). This "wearable computer" featured an 11-ounce CPU that hooked to your belt, a mini-keyboard that strapped to your wrist, and a head-mounted display that projected an 800-by-600 image in front of you.
The Pomo inspired inevitable comparisons to The Borg, the malevolent race of half-cyborg/half-human creatures intent on assimilating the human race in Star Trek: The Next Generation. Though [[xref:http://www.pcworld.com/article/116371/wearable_tech_helps_in_a_crisis.html|Xybernaut's strap-on PCs|Wearable Tech Helps in a Crisis]] found a home in industrial and military settings, Pomo didn't fly with consumers, who apparently didn't relish the thought of going out in public looking as though they were en route to a Trekkie convention dressed as either a Borg Drone or a space pirate. Resistance is not futile.