Disembodied Torso Mouse
Entry #1 in our list of Mice That Will Get You Fired comes from Swiss trinketeer Pat Says Now, maker of a wide array of novelty computer mice. (Some of these mouse-torsos come clothed in tiny, tight-fitting sweaters emblazoned with the logos of various soccer teams, but as the [[xref:http://www.amazon.com/Pat-Says-Now-Michaela-Germany-2-Button-Optical/dp/B000ZNNE32/ref=sr_1_12?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1239929559&sr=1-12
|product description|Pat-Says-Now Body Michaela (Germany) 2-Button Optical Mouse]] reads, “Your mouse needs to take off her shirt for working properly.”) And if using it doesn’t earn you a trip to HR, well, someone at your place of employment is not working properly.
Not surprisingly, each breast on the torso is a button. They would have added a scroll wheel somewhere in between, but they're saving that for the triple-breasted "Total Recall" edition.