Mice That Will Get You Fired, #3 – While the mere presence of this [[xref:http://www.thanko.jp/kinniku_mouse/|Thanko Kinniku mouse|Thanko Kinniku mouse]] on your desktop shouldn’t get you in trouble, there are still numerous pitfalls waiting for you. Using the mouse is supposed to stimulate your muscles with small electric shocks via stick-on electrodes, causing your muscles to contract involuntarily. It's like getting a massage, but not.
How’s that going to get you fired? Try either of these phrases in your cube farm and see where they get you: “Pardon me, would you mind lifting my shirt and rearranging my electrodes?” or “I find your use of my mouse quite stimulating!”