Fraglicious Gamer Gun
Back to reality, er, at least the reality of games, this 2000 dpi pistol-grip mouse can give you precise control with comfort, style, and a feeling of power. Best of all, you can buy your very own [[xref:http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/input/a27b/|Zalman FPS Gun Mouse|Zalman FPS Gun Mouse]] for a mere $74.95. (Much more economical, don't you think?) The mouse/gun offers five programmable buttons, so you can fire, jump and crouch to your heart's content.
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