Good Gear Guide
It takes a village idiot: The jerks of online foru...
<h2>1. The FIRST! Guy</h2><br><br> Maybe we should have saved this character for last, but our first offender is the FIRST! Guy--the mental marsupial whose contribution to the great discussions of our online times is to post the <a href="http://blogs.pcworld.com/gameon/archives/005712.html" target="_blank">first response</a> to any given topic, consisting of the comment "FIRST!" Clever? No. Original? No. Ironically self-mocking in a postmodern deconstructionist kind of way? Uh, no. Puerile? Now you're getting close. And yet there seem to be multiple FIRST! Guy clones lurking around every forum, ready to share a very important message. Here's hoping that all of these Net nuisances find another source of personal pride by their 15th birthday.
It takes a village idiot: The jerks of online forums